It was, in fact, like some dirty little deal going down when my friend called me over to the darkened corner and said, "Hey, check these out." My response:
"...................Those are truly hideous.*
But I think I'll buy them anyway.
After all, printed britches are in for spring!"
When I tried them on, however, I was transformed somehow. I wear these: I feel like a thundercat.
(and I wear them around the house. often.)

Soooo.....if you should see me in some place that you might not otherwise expect to see a person wearing such fancy pants, please. Just call me Cheetara.
*Truth is, I always thought the pants were way hip!