Monday, October 31, 2011
She wanted to see if I could Bling It on the seesaw.
I could not.
I've decided that it's only because I was wearing a dress.
But because this ensemble only cost me $2.25...
(wait for it... wait. for. it.)
I can afford to Bling It On Again!
And next time, I'm blinging my spirit fingers.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Not because I didn’t brush my hair.
Not because I’m wearing a white blazer
in the middle of October.
Not even because I’m wearing feathers
in spite of my age!
Clearly, now. I ain’t skeered to just put myself all out there and such. Clearly, right?
From the start of this whole blogging excursion, I’ve had a master plan, a big picture in mind. I’ve wanted to emphasize good stewardship, ministry, gratitude - to place more value on values than on attire.
My Master plan has been to do this for Him.
If I mean what I say, then I have to listen when He speaks.
Sometimes His speaking is in the form of a question. "How many pairs of black shoes do you need?"
Just for instance.
One of the voices in my head keeps saying, "You will not laugh. You will not cry. I will teach you." Uh, I don't know, man. Some of the other voices are laughing. And I definitely feel like crying. Because change is hard. And it can be scary.
The scariest of all - at least for me - is to give up the reigns.
What makes it worthwhile, however, is that while the process may be painful at times, in the end I'm left with joy, peace, and gratitude.
I may not be the American Dream Blogger, but that's okay. This is really about me and God. And after that, of course, I have all those voices in my head to keep me company!
Think I’m crazy? I suggest you hold out a bit before making that decision. After all, I haven't even worn the potty collar yet!
Sunday, October 23, 2011
My husband said he liked my ensemble...
even though I reminded him of John the Baptist.
I believe one of my daughters actually used the word "hideous" but I don't care. I still like my nice, hairy jumper.
My favorite was when friends at church asked if I was actually wearing the potty collar.
I DIDN'T wear the potty collar. Today. But its day is coming soon enough. It's necessary for me to wear it and, if you know me at all, you know that I'm right about this.
Now I'm assuming you'll be wanting the low down so here it is: I recently brought home a detached coat collar that must surely have made it here all the way from 1973. Poor outcast thing needed a new home, a new purpose in life, so I set it down somewhere whilst I thought on it for a bit. It didn't take very long to determine its purpose (what did Twain say about the second most important day of your existence?!) That collar's mission was to make my honey into a RRR convert. Without any coaching or direction whatsoever, here's how my husband re-purposed it:
You see that I have something to prove, right?
Now, just one. more. thing... so that you all might have a little more insight into how I wound up with this hairy, hideous, urban-wilderness-wandering vest - and with Terry - please watch this, one of the all-time greatest scenes from one of the all-time greatest movies, ever: